- Parent: what does a cow say?
- Baby: "moo!"
- Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
- Baby: "baah!"
- Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
- Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
Stuff I like (all)
- Anonymous said:Can you suggest any good movies that are somewhat mind fucking?
- the shining
- the game
- the prestige
- the usual subjects
- the illusionist
- the shawshank redemption
- Anonymous said:I'm starting to realize that I get aroused by peeing and watching videos of other people pee. However, I don't think that I would actually like to introduce this into my sex life. I think I would get really grossed out and I don't like the idea of pee drinking. Is it normal to have a fetish that you don't want to participate in? Also is there any reason why I'm turned on by this? I think it's a bit weird and I don't understand why I'm into it.
I can’t actually tell you why you’re into the idea of something but wouldn’t actually participate in it, that’s something only you know and could...
- “It’s Christmas time. Go make a snow angel.”— Abe Schumuker
- Anonymous said:WHY ARE YOU SINGLE
because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004